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Red Victory Trophy


The perfect way to remind yourself (and everyone else) just how amazing you really are. Made of high-quality, heavyweight resin. We're talking murder weapon heavy.

All six of these sentiments included:

  1. Proudly presented to myself for being awesome.
  2. Undisputed champion of everything.
  3. You are the winner of my heart (and other organs).
  4. Let it be known that I am best at life. Always.
  5. For outstanding achievement in being better than everyone else.
  6. For tireless contribution to the earth by existing.

Trophy size: 18" tall

Country of Origin: China