White Victory Trophy


The perfect way to remind yourself (and everyone else) just how amazing you really are. Made of high-quality, heavyweight resin. We're talking murder weapon heavy.

All six of these sentiments included:

  • Proudly presented to myself for being awesome.
  • Undisputed champion of everything.
  • You are the winner of my heart (and other organs).
  • Let it be known that I am best at life. Always.
  • For outstanding achievement in being better than everyone else.
  • For tireless contribution to the earth by existing.

Trophy size: 18"" tall

Country of Origin: China